This Just In: Blogging Keeps Woman's Head From Exploding!

So, I keep getting asked why I don't do my own blog. Every time I am asked this I roll my eyes dramatically and explain that I am way too busy for such nonsense. I AM BUSY, PEOPLE! In the past 2 months I have been had some house re-modeling done, done a big organizing gig, and mainly, I have been taking care of a family that has had so many illnesses that I think we need one of those big plastic bags put around our house like they did in E.T. At the very least, I think we should be a special on-location episode for Dr. Oz's new show. Seriously, Ethan is on his THIRD school-missing illness since school began at the end of August! So yes, I have been busy. I have been leisurely submitting stories to the Lazy Mom's site for months now, and that has suited me just fine. Unfortunately, that site is slowing down on postings, as they are concentrating on trying to get a book deal, so I am currently full of stupid things to talk about and nowhere to put them. This has been a problem for me. I NEED to blab on and on about whatever I feel like whenever I feel like it, and that is hard to do when you are forever stuck in a Quarantined home and your writing outlet just got shut down. So, I have finally given in and started this sad little page on which to ramble on and on about whatever the heck I want. Since, of course, I have a sick child home today, I have been taking moments here and there to get this started. Fortunately his Tylenol kicked in a few minutes ago, so I have another short window in which to write this and finally get my ghetto blog together. It's definitely not fancy, and I don't have time to change that either, so this is what you get. I can't make promises as to how often I will post, but when the mood strikes, I will do my best to post something that you hopefully find at least slightly entertaining. Uh oh, here comes sicko. I guess that means the end of my posting for today.